Nicotine is a Bitch !

Before I started smoking, I always thought "Why can't people just quit it ?",
but ofcourse I was young and naive. Clearly I was not aware of addiction. And so I
would annoy (as I now realize) my peers with those "Why won't you quit ? You just
stop smoking and that's it." statements. And they would say "You won't understand,
you're not a smoker", and now I get what that means. It really is fascinating how
nasty habits and certain activities bond people together without them even realizing it.
As I sit here and think how to continue this, which i started writing because I was
trying to distract myself from the fact that I really want one of them sweet sweet 
cancer sticks and that I don't have one. Being broke is one the cons of being 
unemployed but that's another topic, another day. 

Gangster Rap.

Im more gangsta than you *insert insult*,
Im richer than you and i have a lot of guns.
So if you mess with me I will buss a cap in your ass.
Because of that everybody respects me.
And thats why i get all the biatches.
Yeah, uh-uh, shake it.
The End.

"it's not me, this is lack of nicotine talking" 


 

Newsflash - 2

Bad habits key to man's longevity

Zhang Shuqing, a centenarian in Pixian, Sichuan,
has his own secret for long life - smoking every day and
drinking liquor after every meal.
Zhang, whose daughter died eight years ago,
turned 100 on May 7. He lives with his nephew Zhang Chenggui.
Zhang senior said he started smoking and drinking strong
liquor when he was in his early 20s. Since then,
he has smoked every day and taken a drink with every meal.
According to his grandson Xu, Zhang has consumed 15 tons of
liquor and more than a ton of tobacco in his lifetime.
Zhang, who is in good health, has a huge appetite,
with a standard meal comprising two chicken legs,
a bowl of steamed pork fat and glutinous rice, vegetables and fruit.
And he eats the lot in less than 20 minutes.


Me: Not all hope is lost then. Finally some good news.
There was another long-liver that claimed key to HIS
longevity was abstinence - yeah, not uplifting enough.

Cancer Stick.

Taking a dump,
Concluding a meal,
Wrappin up sex,
Watching a movie,
Arguing,
Being angry,
 
These are just a number of activities that developed into
uncertainty without including a cigarette.
Im screwed rite ???
Im trying coffee 4 a substitute
But that can't be good.
Lets see what happens...

Day In Day Out.

Its hard. Being unemployed.
When the highlight of your week is washing your girlfriend's car, you
know you made some wrong turns along the way, a lot of wrong turns
actually. Not that Im complaining about washing the car since I have 
been staying at her place since the whole Dismissed debacle 3 months ago.
I have applied to another university and now spending my days in
anticipation of what would happen if I am not admitted. Depressing ?
So here I am, pinching instant coffee from her housemates and a
cigarette or two when they leave the pack unattended. Depressing.
I thought it was all over 3 months ago, but somehow life drags on,
the world keeps spinning, and everybody carries on with their existence.
I guess what Im trying to say here is "You don't matter to the world
that much, whoever you are, the world will get over you".


 

Newsflash - 1.

Keith Richards - Guitarist of Rolling Stones said that he snorted his
fathers ashes mixed with some blow, " My dad wouldn't have cared,
he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Me: Wow...just wow...the things rockstars get away with...  

Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People of 2007

As I mentioned b4 I have alot of free time. So I try to read as much as I can. The last thing I read was Time magazine's 100 most influential ppl in the world.
It was educational as it featured some issues I wasnt aware of. So it was worth the time and somewhat ispirational. 
But Time offers offers another list of 100 ppl on its site that is more "hipper".
So i checked it out. Its entertaining and funny if nothing else.
Its composed by Xzibit - rapper, Bridget Marquardt - one of Hugh Heffner's girlfriends, 
Eddie Sanchez - UFC fighter, Tommy the Clown - Krump dancer, Dr. Boogie - hairstylist, Jimmy Jimmy Coco - spray tanner and Glenda Borden - party planner.
So if u too have some freetime check it out here..

Lost In Translation.

Last nite I was trying to find what the word "werewolf" was in russian on google translate, and it said that werewolf in russian wud be "nachalnik" which means "boss" in russian, gave me chuckle at 3 in d morning...
b4 that i was lookin up the definition of "torrent" on internet, and the english wikipedia defined it as wat it is u know -  a way to share files peer to peer n such,
n there was a link to to the same definition in wikipedia russian, i looked it up,
the definition for "torrent" in russian is "at least 2 days", which is true. that's how long it takes to download something using torrents - at least 2 days.
gave me more than chuckle that one.

oh yeah, i speak russian, i just forgot what's werewolf in russian.

New Blog On The Block.

Hello,
Yes, this is just another blog by another jobless who has some free time on his hands. The reason for this free time is that he's been dismissed from his university for not being able to maintain his academic results up to the standard.
So, the net has to suffer another, most probably a useless blog just to fill my time and give me some kind of sense of self-something.